I'm really enjoying the latest crop of spam. It seems to be some sort of search engine results mashed together to make a message. Many of them read like like poetry. Here is an example:

A few starter tips are: Have professional pictures taken of your cakes. Anyhow, I got there, met my father and his best friend in her room, the room where my mother died. Last night, my car exploded, I saw it happen from a distance. Always the strange vivid dreams. mix it up a bit go with neutral colors. But I swear, I am not.